She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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