p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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