I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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