i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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