I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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