How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Every concussion has its silver lining
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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