16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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