i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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