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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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