Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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