I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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