i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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