Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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