Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real