you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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