HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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