My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
