am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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