Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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