That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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