sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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