Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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