I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
