You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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