I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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