dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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