i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.