i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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