i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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