Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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