Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We are two peas in an std pod
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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