Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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