we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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