How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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