I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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