We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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