i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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