There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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