Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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