Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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