I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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