Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha