i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
COCAINE IS GR8