Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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