so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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