How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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