Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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