so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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