Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
