I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize