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**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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