They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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