Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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