No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
