Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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