"it" just moved
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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