Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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