Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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