just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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