Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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