i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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